caseyanthonyofficial:

One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”

(via pizza)

oy-of-midworld:

frankenlobo:

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.

it said “deg deg”

so now that’s what I hear when I see  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

‘deg deg’

that’s what it’s called now

a deg deg

(via pizza)

icanteatwithallthesefeelings:

pop punk?

we call it soda punk over here

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the-kellic-ship:

imalanashby:

destr0ying-somethingbeautiful:

sleeping-with-katie:

itsbeatingforyou-anyway:

particular-peculiarity:

h4rmonics:

punkrockghoul:

teaching your children their ABC’s

the hardcore way

Fucking dead. 100% done.

i litERALLY LOST ALL MYG FUCJKING SHIT OMFG

I love you

tHIS IS PERFECT.

my jaw just hit the floor. . 

i spit my diet coke everywhere omfg

(via bloodforblood-heartsbeating)

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

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