One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”
(via pizza)
THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
(via pizza)
destr0ying-somethingbeautiful:
teaching your children their ABC’s
the hardcore way
Fucking dead. 100% done.
i litERALLY LOST ALL MYG FUCJKING SHIT OMFG
I love you
tHIS IS PERFECT.
my jaw just hit the floor. .
i spit my diet coke everywhere omfg





